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Buncha Stuff 1-27-09
Today's Quote:
"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."
For what its worth http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=BRO20090122&articleId=11951
say it ain't so mabel http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/163.html
recon this would wake up some of our college kids..? http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeSAdams/2009/01/26/my_new_spread_the_wealth_grading_policy
interestin comments http://www.wrisley.com/
this ought to scare the hell out of you http://townhall.com/columnists/PhyllisSchlafly/2009/01/27/feminists_expect_to_cash_in_with_barack_obama
vote on Gun rights...nothin to fill out...please forward POLL: Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear arms?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/quickquestion/2007/november/popup5895.htm
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When U Black U Black
This was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!!
When I was born, I was BLACK ,
When I grew up, I was BLACK ,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK ,
When I was scared, I was BLACK ,
When I was sick, I was BLACK ,
And when I die, I'll still be BLACK .
NOW, You 'white' folks....
When you're born, you're PINK,
When you grow-up, you're WHITE ,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
When you're scared, you're YELLOW,
When you get sick, you're GREEN,
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,
And when you die, you look GRAY..
So who y'all callin'
COLORED folks?
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I love this one... Seems like just yesterday.
Old Timers Sex
This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
The husband leans over and asks his wife,
'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks..
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence..
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple pass es, he says to them, Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together.
Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence
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Husband says: When I get mad at you,You never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....
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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course
when a guy carrying a golf bag
called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and
enjoyed th e game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around
the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for
a living?"
"I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a
beautiful sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my
tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he
picked up the rifle and
looked through the sight in the direction of his house.
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha
Ha, I can see she's
naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with
her......He's naked, too!!! The *****!" He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull
the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the
mouth."
"Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off
to teach him a lesson."
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a
few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.
"Just be patient," said the hit man calmly, "I think I can save you a
grand here....."
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